And the Results...

Yes, this morning, after going 32 complete days without bacon crossing my lips (or even coming near them), I added real bacon bits (not imitation ones) to my awesome breakfast burritos, which also included scrambled eggs, diced green peppers and tomatoes, queso, and hot sauce.

And the result of my bacon fast, you ask?  Well, to be honest, I don't weigh any less, I don't feel my different, and I still like it.  Therefore, this experiment proves that not consuming bacon does nothing to improve my personal health.  Yes, I realize that I am excluding all alternative explanations, but that's how I choose to interpret the results of my study.  And as the author, researcher, and participant of this study, it's my prerogative.  Long live bacon!

P.S.  Country style BBQ ribs (with a home-made self-invented rub) for dinner tonight!